piplump:

Fast repliers are the only people going to heaven

person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
me: nope
person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me: i'm not

cadburycreamcoolator:

remember when benadryl cumbath said that ‘cumberbitches’ always had his back and then the fifth estate bombed at the box office lol

In my ideal alternate reality there would be an large extension to the opening German lyrics in Flügel Der Freiheit and Soul Phase would have over 90 verses with the chorus interjected and getting more intense every time between them

tagged: +heaven siiiigh~ 

holyhoe:

hyperlinktwink:

if you have a penis then you’re a boy. I don’t see how thinking you’re a boy can make you a boy. it’s like saying ‘well I feel I like should have been born a justin bieber so I am in fact justin bieber’ idek I don’t understand it

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cutefollower:

when you walk to the beat of a song

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lieutenantbites:

Mom call the cops the dangan ronpa bloggers are stapling powerpoint slides all over the outside of the house again